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This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are

right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman

looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.


This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel

that it”s an even trade.


If you ask her what is wrong and she says “Nothing”, this means something

and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the

feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and

backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five

Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over

“Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine.”

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don”t care.” You will

get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by

“Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when

she cools off.


This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very

misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at

that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you over “Nothing.”


Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few

things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is

to not move or breathe and she will stay content.


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

“That”s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you

retributions for whatever it is that you have done. “That”s Okay” is often

used with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go

Ahead.” At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned,

you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance

to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is

that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful

and you shouldn”t get a “That”s Okay.”


A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you”re welcome.


This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when

she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in

some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not

to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you


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