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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking

B. Screwing

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship

B. Your blood-test results

C. Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don’t miss Sports Center

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience

B. The second best part of the experience

C. $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. No concern to you

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth

B. An oxymoron

C. A Moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree

B. Primer is to paint

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. “I hope we can still be friends”

B. “I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.”

C. “Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU.”

10.A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with the Intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time

C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

EVALUATING RESULTS:

If you answered “A” more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you ARE a man!!

If you answered “B” more than 7 times, check into therapy, you’re a little confused.

If you answered “C” more than 7 times, “YOU DA MAN!”


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