Michael Jackson died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that
Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

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Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a
small bone.

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Actually - it wasn’t a heart attack. Apparently it was food poisoning (he
had some 12-year-old nuts.)

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Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message 2 paramedics on the
way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”

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It was touch-and-go at the hospital last night. Then they moved Jacko away
from the children’s ward.

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They can’t decide what to do with him. Have a funeral… or a Tupperware
party.

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Michael Jackson has died aged 50. In spirit of recycling, he will be melted
down into plastic cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

OR:

Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body
down and make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change.

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At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm.
According to his doctors it is just a patch: he’s been trying to quit for a
while.

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Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into
shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play
with.