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PostHeaderIcon Breaking News: Michael Jacksons Death (Part 3)

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson & Alex Ferguson?
A: Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in July.

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Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to 2 buoys.

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McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of
50-year-old albino meat between two 8 year old buns.

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Michael Jackson pronounced dead, wife Madeline McCann-Jackson said to be
distressed.

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“Michael are you ok, are you ok, Are you ok Michael? Michael are you ok, are
you ok, Are you ok Michael? You’ve been hit by…. You’ve been struck by….
A smooth myocardial infarction.”

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Police are looking into the possible cause of Michael Jackson’s heart
attack. They’ve ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times.
They are blaming it on the boogie.

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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on a boy’s face until he’s at least 13.

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The FBI has raided Jacko’s mansion and found class A drugs in the kitchen,
class b drugs in the living room and class 5c in the bedroom.

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Madonna can’t believe her luck – 3 more black kids up for adoption!


4 Responses to “Breaking News: Michael Jacksons Death (Part 3)”

  • jay says:

    Jockeys at all todays races will wear black arm bands as marks of respect to a man who rode more 3 yr olds than all of them put together

  • jay says:

    whats the diffrence between michael jackson and farrah fawcett?

    About 3 hours

  • wayne says:

    Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing

  • Wayne says:

    michael jacksons ghost has been seen in the childrens ward at the hospital where he died, provin that even wen dead hes intent on puttin the willies up children