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PostHeaderIcon Children in Court!

Children can be a problem for the cross-examiner. As Jules Tepper used to say, “Get the kids on quickly and get ’em off even quicker.”

A boy who was a witness in court was asked by a lawyer: “Did anyone tell you what to say in court?”

“Yes, sir.”

“I thought so. Who was it?”

“My father, sir.”

“And what did he tell you?”

“He said the lawyers would try to get me all tangled up, but if I stuck to the truth, I would be all right.”


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