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“After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Clinton’s not the President!

A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton…

The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn’t President, and to please leave. The man goes away.

The next day he comes back to the White House and asks to see President Clinton.

The marine on duty reminds him that Clinton is not President, and to please go away.

The man goes away. The next day, he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty.

The man asks to see President Clinton, and the Marine, his patience worn out, says, “WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!”

The man smiles and says, “I know, I just like hearing it.”


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