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PostHeaderIcon Daily Mail Letter!

Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They

said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. “Hello,” I said ” I called

you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to

hurry now because I’ve shot them.”

Within minutes there were have a dozen police cars in the area, plus

helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red


One of the officers said “I thought you said you’d shot them.”

To which I replied “I thought you said there was no one available.”

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