Random Thought
“They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Hurricane Sandy

* Luckily “Hurricane Sandy” was not exposed to STD’s when passing through Jersey Shore.

 

* What do Snooki and “Hurricane Sandy” have in common? They will blow the entire east coast to get on TV.

 

* Nothing like “Hurricane Sandy” to make me realize what’s really important in life… internet access.

 

* Did someone say “Sandy” was blowing people?

 

* Hurricane Sandy, proof that Gangnam style is an Indian Rain Dance.


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