Random Thought
“Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Killing the cow!

One day, Winnie Mandela is being chauffeured to an ANC rally, when her driver swerves to avoid a pothole and hits a cow on the side of the road, killing it instantly.

When they arrive at their destination, Winnie suggests to the driver that he should go back to the farm house and apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages.

Three hours later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of whisky in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked.

Winnie asks the driver “What happened?”

“Well, the farmer and I had a couple of beers, he gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me!”

“Bloody hell, what did you tell them?”

“I said, Hi, I’m Winnie Mandela’s driver and I just killed the cow.”

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