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PostHeaderIcon Lawyers luck!

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the Devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

“That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”

“Shut up!”, barked the Devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

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