Random Thought
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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Political wishes!

Mandela, Mugabe and Terblance are all out walking when they simultaneously come across a lantern.

When one of them picked it up a genie popped out of the lantern and said ‘I have three wishes. I will grant you each one wish.

Mandela went first. ‘I wish that there will always be a black government in ‘South Africa’ and in the blink an eye, POOF! his wish had been granted’.

Mugabe thought this was fantastic and he said, “I want a wall around Zimbabwe with nothing but my own people in it, so that no English, Americans, Asians or any person of a white race can come into our precious land.” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, POOF, there was a huge wall around Zimbabwe.

Terblanche asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”

“Well,” said the Genie, “It is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out.”

Terblanche says, “Hmmmmmm, Fill it up with water.”


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