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“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Scaring the madam!

Van goes to the top house of ill repute in Paris.

He goes up to the Madam and asks,.. “I want your best girl!!”. The Madam

then calls her top girl, and the two of them go upstairs.

Two minutes later the girl comes down the stairs screaming, “Nevair!

nevair! ‘ow can you ask me zat?”

The Madam is absolutely astounded, as this sort of thing has never

happened before, but nevertheless she sends up her second best girl.

Two minutes later the girl also comes down the stairs screaming, “Nevair !

nevair ! ‘ow can you ask me zat?”

The Madam is now intensely curious, since she has experienced everything

and is totally unshockable, she then decides that SHE must go upstairs and

service this client herself.

Two minutes later the Madam also comes down the stairs screaming, “Nevair !

nevair ! ‘ow can you ask me zat ?”

Some guys sitting at the bar asks her what the hell’s going on?

She replies, ” ‘e vants to pay me in Rands !!!”


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