Random Thought
“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The gay mayor!

A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor.

After the election results were in, a hord of reporters surrounded him

and began asking him questions on how he won.

A young reporter walked up to him and said,” Mr. Mayor, I understand

that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people,

shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies…I even heard that you

kissed a parakeet. “

The Mayor replied, “That’s right young man, I brought the campaign to

the people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a

parakeet…That’s A Lie…I kissed a Cock-or-two.”

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