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PostHeaderIcon The lawyer and the pathologist!

A defense attorney who was cross-examining a pathologist asked, “Since you didn’t listen for a heartbeat and you didn’t check for breathing, how were you sure the man was really dead when you signed the death certificate?”

“Well, let me put it this way,” said the pathologist. “The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.”

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