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“And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.”

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PostHeaderIcon The Rules of Bureaucracy

  1. Preserve thyself.

  2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.

  3. A penny saved is an oversight.

  4. Information deteriorates upward.

  5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the last 10% takes the other 90%.

  6. Experience is what you get just after you need it.

  7. For any given large, complex, hard-to-understand, expensive problem, there exists at least one short, simple, easy, cheap wrong answer.

  8. Anything that can be changed will be, until time runs out.

  9. To err is human; to shrug is civil service.

  10. There’s never enough time to do it right, but there’s always enough time to do it over.

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