Random Thought
“Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Traffic cop in Ventersdorp!

Two guys are driving through Ventersdorp when they get pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, “Why’d you do that?

The cop says, “You’re in Ventersdorp. When I pull you over, you’ll have your license ready.”

Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”

The cop runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the cop smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”

The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true.”

The passenger says, “Huh?”

The cop says, “I know that two kilometres down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that fucker would’ve tried that shit with me.'”


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