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PostHeaderIcon A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel!

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.

The camel falls dead.

Before I die the father says, “I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.

She then says, “before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, “My God!! What is that for?”

He says “You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life.”

The nun replies, “Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let’s get the hell out of here!”

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