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“One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.”

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PostHeaderIcon A Vatican Driver!

The Pope, on a visit to New York, is picked up at the

airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car

and says to the driver,

“You know, they never let me drive around the Vatican.

Would you please let me?”

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m

sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.”

But the Pope persists, “Please?”

The driver finally lets up. “Oh, all right, I can’t

really say no to the Pope. And I guess God will be

watching out for you.”

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed

demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45

zone.

A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks

up and asks the Pope to roll down the window.

Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the

Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car

and radios the chief…

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I stopped this Limo for driving way

over the speed limit, but it’s someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: More.

Chief: Who’s more important than the president?

Cop: I don’t know, but he’s got the Pope DRIVING for him!


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