Random Thought
“Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Condom confusion!

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins, one of his elder parishioners in his church. When he arrived she asked him to wait in the parlor while she went to the kitchen to get refreshments for their visit.

Reverend Smith, while waiting in the parlor happened to notice that on top of Mrs. Jenkins organ was sitting a bowl which contained a condom floating in water. Now Reverend Smith was very befuddled and after Mrs. Jenkins returned he couldn’t help himself and asked her to explain this to him.

“Oh, Reverend Smith,” she replied,”I found that lying on the street corner and the package said that if you put it on your organ and keep it wet that it will prevent disease and frankly, I haven’t been sick all year.”


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