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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

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PostHeaderIcon Country church!

You might be in a country church if . . .

  • The call to worship is, “Y’all come on in!”

  • The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering” – and five guys stand up.

  • The restroom is outside.

  • Opening day of deer hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday.

  • A member requests to be buried in his four-wheel drive truck because, “I ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get me out of”.

  • Never in its entire 100-year history has one of its preachers had to buy any meat or vegetables.

  • Prayers regarding the weather are a standard part of every worship service.

  • The church directory doesn’t have last names.

  • Four generations of one family sit together in worship every Sunday.

  • The only time people lock their cars in the parking lot is during the summer and then only so their neighbors can’t leave them a bag of squash.

  • There’s no such thing as a “secret” sin.

  • You miss worship one Sunday morning and by 2 o’clock that afternoon you have had a dozen phone calls inquiring about your health.

  • People wonder when Jesus fed the 5,000 whether the two fish were bass bass or catfish.


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