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“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Email from the dead!

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Key West, Florida. His wife was on a business trip and planned to fly directly from her trip to Key West and meet him there the next day.

When he arrived at his hotel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the piece of paper on which he had written her company e-mail address, he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he did not get it exactly right and the message was routed instead to a preacher’s wife, whose husband had just passed away earlier that week.

When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at her monitor, let out a blood curdling scream and passed out in a dead faint. The woman’s daughter having heard the scream and the loud thud, rushed into the room There she saw her mother lying on the floor and the following message on the computer screen:

MY DARLING WIFE,

JUST CHECKED IN, EVERYTHING IS PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

LOOKING FORWARD TO US BEING TOGETHER AGAIN.

YOUR LOVING HUSBAND

P.S. It sure is hot down here!


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