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The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter says “Well Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven.

Forrest responds “It shore is good to be here St. Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. Sure hope the test ain’t too hard; life was a big enough test as it was”.

St. Peter goes on, “Yes, I know Forrest but the test I have for you is only three questions. Here is the first: What days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God’s first name?”.

Forrest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to St.. Peter to try to answer the exam questions.

St. Peter waves him up and says “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers”.

Forrest says, “Well, the first one how many days of the week begin with the letter “T”? Shucks, that one’s easy. That’d be Today and Tomorrow.

The Saint’s eyes open wide and he exclaims “Forrest! That’s not what I was thinking, but…..you do have a point though, and I guess I didn’t specify, so I give you credit for that answer”. “How about the next one?” says St. Peter. “How many seconds in a year?”

“Now that one’s harder” says Forrest, “but I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve”.

Astounded St. Peter says “Twelve! Twelve! Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?”

Forest says “Shucks, there gotta be twelve, January second, February second, March second. . . “

“Hold it” interrupts St. Peter. “I see where you’re going with it. And I guess I see your point, though that wasn’t quite what I had in mind, but I’ll give you credit for that one too. Let’s go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me God’s first name?”

Forrest replied “Andy”. . .when St. Peter asked how in the world he came up with the name Andy, Forrest replied . . . in the song . . . “Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.”


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