Random Thought
“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Heavens orientation!

After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.

Each one was asked, “When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?”

Sean says, “I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man.”

Karl says, “I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent teacher who made a difference in children’s lives.”

Juan says, “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look! He’s moving!'”


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