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PostHeaderIcon Heavens transport!

Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all

three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to

them

and said,

‘You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use

around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds and will have your

transport chosen accordingly’

Saint Peter looked at Dave.

‘You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife fourteen times. For

this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Vespa.’

Next Saint Peter looked at John.

‘You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife five times.

For this you will forever travel through heaven in a Lada station

wagon.’

Saint Peter finally looked at Sam.

‘You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex before marriage

and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel

through

heaven in a Ferrari.’

A short time later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam’s

Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.

‘What’s wrong Sam?’ they asked. ‘You got the Ferrari. You’re set

forever. Why so down?’

Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried,

‘I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.’


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