Random Thought
“Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Heavens transportation!

There were these 3 men – Dave, Jon, and Sam…

They were all involved in a tragic car accident in which all 3 died…

Now, they all stood there, at the gates of heaven. An angel came up to them and said- “You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven…You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly…”

The angel looked at Dave and said- “You, Dave, were a bad man! You cheated on your wife 4 times!!! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up dodge…”

The angel next looked at Jon and said- “You, were not as evil….But you still cheated on your wife 2 times…For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon…”

The angel finally looked at our hero…Sam, and said- “You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari…”

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in there cars next to Sams’ Ferrari…There he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying… “What’s wrong, Sam??? they asked… “You got the Ferrari!!! You are set forever!!! Why so down???”

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and said- “I just saw my wife go by on a skate board…”


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