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PostHeaderIcon Hell’s schedule

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is

wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon.

Demon: Why so glum, chum?

Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell.

Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun

down here. You a drinkin’ man?

Guy:Sure I love to drink.

Demon: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that’s all we do is

drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,wine coolers… we drink till we throw up

and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it!

Demon: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get

the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you

get lung disease no biggie you’re already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow…that’s….awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.

Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever… If you go

Bankrupt…well you’re dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…

Demon: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl

of devils dandruff, smoke a doobie the size of a submarine,drop as much acid

as you want. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose… that’s

right you’re dead – who cares! O.D.!!

Guy: Amazing! I never realized Hell was such a swingin’ place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: No.

Demon: Ooooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays………..

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