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“Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Meeting Mohammed!

A suicide bomber blows himself up and goes to heaven

where he is welcomed and asked if he wants anything. He

says he’d like to meet Mohammed. They tellhim to climb

the ladder to his right.

He climbs the ladder, and meets Moses. He’s

disappointed, and asks again to meet Mohammed. Moses

tells him to climb the ladder to his left.

He climbs the ladder, and meets Abraham. He’s more

disappointed, and asks again to meet Mohammed. Abraham

tells him to climb the ladder straight in front of him.

He climbs the ladder, and before him is God. God asks

him if there’s anything he’d like — perhaps a cup of

coffee. Again, he says he’d like to meet Mohammed.

God says “You want to meet Mohammed? Sure!”

He snaps his fingers. “Mohammed! Two coffees!”


One Response to “Meeting Mohammed!”

  • Zulfikaar says:

    i suggest that this site remove this joke as it makes Prophet Mohamed (PBUH) look like a waiter and he was not something like that. He was and always will be the greatest man to have walked the surface of this earth.