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PostHeaderIcon Nun & Priest

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the

third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After

dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.

After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

“Well sister, this looks pretty grim.”

“I know, father.” “In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive

more than a day or two.”

“I agree.”

“Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you

do something for me?”

“Anything father.”

“I have never seen a woman’s breasts and I was wondering if I might see


“Well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm.”

The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely

breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

“Sister would you mind if I touched them?”

She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

“Father, could I ask something of you?”

“Yes sister?”

“I have never seen a man’s penis. Could I see yours?”

“I supposed that would be OK,” the priest replied lifting his robe.

“Oh father, may I touch it?”

This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he

was porting a huge erection.

“Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can

give life.”

“Is that true father?”

“Yes it is, sister.”

“Then why don’t you stick it up that camel’s ass and lets get the hell

out of here.”

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