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Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.

If you freeze to death and end up in hell… wouldn’t you be really comfortable

some point along the way?

Photons have mass!? I didn’t even know they were Catholic…

Give me some of that old-time Religion…HAIL ZEUS!

Jesus Saves… Passes to Moses. Shoots… He SCORES!

Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not

committing them? – Jules Feiffer

Religion is for those who fear hell, Spirituality is for those who have been

there…

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

Make God laugh – plan for the future.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

And on the 8th day God said, “Ok Murphy, you take over.”

Jesus Saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Instant shaman – add one drum and beat slowly.

Adam to Eve: I’ll wear the plants in this family!

Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.

Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance!

A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary

friend.

Sorry I missed church, I’ve been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a

lesbian.

I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.

There once was a time when everyone feared God and the Church reigned

supreme… it was called the Dark Ages.

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?

A diagnostic is someone who doesn’t know whether there are two gods.

To YOU I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

Jesus saves. Satan invests.

The Scriptures are shallow enough for a babe to come and drink without fear

of drowning and deep enough for theologians to swim in without ever reaching

the bottom. – St. Jerome

Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is

doing what you are told no matter what is right.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, and

those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way. – C.S. Lewis

Here’s to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra

Confession without repentance is just bragging. – Rev. Eugene Bolton

I don’t care WHO you are, you’re not walking on the water while I’m fishing.

I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the

great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. – Winston Churchill

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that

I was talking to myself.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, What

is this, some kind of joke?

How do we know God doesn’t change his mind as much as we do?

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich. Why

settle for the lesser evil?


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