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PostHeaderIcon Short Guide To Religions!

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.

Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!

Atheism: No shit.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happenin’.

Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!

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