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PostHeaderIcon Sins of vanity!

Marcy knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“What is it you did, Marcy?”

“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Five times a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.”

The priest turned, moved the little curtain in the confessional, took a good look at her, and said, “Marcy, I have good news. That isn’t a sin – it’s only a mistake.”

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