Random Thought
“Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The Head Hog

One day a man called the church office. He said,

“Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said,

“I’m sorry, who?”

The man said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”

She said, “Well, if you mean the pastor, then you may refer

to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but you may certainly not

refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough!”

To this the man replied, “Well, I was planning on giving

$10,000 to the building fund…..”

To this the secretary quickly responded “Hang on, the big

fat pig just walked in


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