Random Thought
“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The Head Hog

One day a man called the church office. He said,

“Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said,

“I’m sorry, who?”

The man said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?”

She said, “Well, if you mean the pastor, then you may refer

to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but you may certainly not

refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough!”

To this the man replied, “Well, I was planning on giving

$10,000 to the building fund…..”

To this the secretary quickly responded “Hang on, the big

fat pig just walked in


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