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PostHeaderIcon The Ten Commandments!

Two ministers would meet each Sunday morning, riding their bicycles to their respective churches Then one Sunday one of the ministers was walking.

“My what happened to your bike?” asked the other.

“Can you believe that someone in my congregation stole it?”

“No!” said his fellow, then an idea struck him: “You want to know how to get your bike back? Next Sunday, give a fire and brimstone sermon on the Ten Commandments and when you get to the part about Thou shall not steal, just look out into the congregation and see who looks guilty.”

Well the next Sunday the minister comes riding up on his bike.

“Hey — I see my suggestion worked.”

“Well sort of — I was going along real good on the Ten Commandments and when I got to the part about Adultery I remembered where I left the bike!”

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