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PostHeaderIcon Thinning the paint!

There is forgiveness for all of us, read on:

There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in

making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it

go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some

time,but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job

on the painting of one their biggest buildings.

Jock put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job. And so

he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, and buying the

paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine.

Well, Jock was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly

completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, and the sky

opened, the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the

church and knocked Jock clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn

surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Jock was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got

on his knees and cried: “Oh, God!

Forgive me! What should I do?”

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke…

“Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more !!!!”

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