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PostHeaderIcon Avid golfer!

There’s a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he’s a golf fanatic.

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up very early

and golfs all day long.

Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets

his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the

course. It is raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with

the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.

From there he finds that it’s supposed to be bad weather all day long.

So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips

back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife’s back, and whispers, “The

weather out there is terrible.”

She replies, “I know. And can you believe my stupid husband is actually

out there golfing?”

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