Random Thought
“I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Golf and flowers!

Toward the end of the golf round, Fred had hit his ball into the woods. Hank, his partner, had laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, too, just a few yards beyond.

Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute. Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.

All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, “I’m Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won’t have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life…..better still; you won’t have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life…..as a matter of fact, you won’t have any butter for anything the rest of your life!” Then POOF!…she was gone.

After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, “Hank!….Hank!…where are you?”

Hank yells, “I’m over here, in the pussywillows.”

Fred screams back…..”DON’T SWING!!! FOR GODS SAKE!! DON’T SWING!!!”

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