Random Thought
“Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Golfer / Caddy!

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?

Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?

Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?

Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.

Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.

Caddy: Oh, he’s played with you, too, huh?

”Caddy, why didn’t you see where that ball went?”

”Well, it doesn’t usually go anywhere, Mr. Smith. You caught me off guard.”

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