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PostHeaderIcon Kissing in the tunnel!

There’s a South African rugby fan, an Australian rugby fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a loud slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the South African fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Australian fan is bent over holding his face,which is red from an apparent slap.

The Australian fan thinks ‘Bastard, that South African must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me.’

The lady is thinking, ‘That Australian fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the South African fan instead and got slapped.’

The South African fan is thinking to himself, ‘If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and moer that Australian again.’


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