Random Thought
“How can there be self-help "groups"?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Partner Golf!

The husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples alternate shot tourney at his club. He teed off on the first hole and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle.

Upon reaching the ball the husband said to his wife “just hit it towards the green, anywhere around there will be fine.”

The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods.

Undaunted the husband said , “That’s, OK sweetheart and spent the full 5 minutes looking for the ball, finding it just in time in an absolute horrible position, he played the shot of a life time to get the ball within 2 feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the putt in.

The wife proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker.

Still maintaining composure the husband summoned on all his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.

He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the greenput his arm around his wife and calmly said “honey, that was a bogey, that’s OK but I think we can do better on the next hole”

To which the wife replied “listen mister don’t bitch at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine.”


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