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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Rugby fan stops biting dog!

Two Pretoria boys are playing touch rugby when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists until the dog chokes, lets go and runs off yelping.

A reporter from The Star hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He starts writing in his notebook:

“Young Blue Bull Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.” “But I’m not a Blue Bull Fan,” the little hero objects.

“Sorry, since we are in Pretoria I just assumed you were,” says the reporter, and starts again : “Lions Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”

“I’m not a Lions fan either,” the boy responds. “What ? I assumed everyone in Gauteng was either for the Blue Bulls or the Lions.

What team do you support ?” the reporter asks. “I’m a Natal Sharks Fan,” the boy says.

The reporter starts again : ” Sadistic little Rooinek Swine Batters Beloved Family Pet.”


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