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PostHeaderIcon Rugby fan stops biting dog!

Two Pretoria boys are playing touch rugby when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists until the dog chokes, lets go and runs off yelping.

A reporter from The Star hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He starts writing in his notebook:

“Young Blue Bull Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.” “But I’m not a Blue Bull Fan,” the little hero objects.

“Sorry, since we are in Pretoria I just assumed you were,” says the reporter, and starts again : “Lions Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”

“I’m not a Lions fan either,” the boy responds. “What ? I assumed everyone in Gauteng was either for the Blue Bulls or the Lions.

What team do you support ?” the reporter asks. “I’m a Natal Sharks Fan,” the boy says.

The reporter starts again : ” Sadistic little Rooinek Swine Batters Beloved Family Pet.”


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