Random Thought
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Scratch golfer!

Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.

After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?”

“Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied.

“Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.

“Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!


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