Random Thought
“My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Scratch golfer!

Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.

After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?”

“Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied.

“Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.

“Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!


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