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“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

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PostHeaderIcon Some thoughts on exercising!

It is well documented that for every minute that you

exercise, you add one minute to your life. This

enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5

months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that

I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about $400

bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to

show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my

brain figures out what I’m doing.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach

covers them.


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