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PostHeaderIcon Springbok supporting dog!

A guy walks into a pub with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a “Springbok” jersey and cap and is festooned with little “Springbok” flags.

The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!” The guy begs him, “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV at home is

broken, and this is the only place around here where we can watch the game!”

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there’s any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the “Bokke” receiving the kick-off. They speed off down field and immediately get a penalty and score the penalty. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, gets onto his hind legs and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?”

The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for a year.”


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