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PostHeaderIcon Whipping Sport Supporters!

A South African was sitting with an Aussie and an Englishman in Saudi

Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the

police entered and arrested them. They were initially given the death

sentence but contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as it

was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after

each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their

punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:” It’s my first wife’s birthday

today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping,

but you can not wish to not be whipped!”

The Englishman thought for a second then said: ” Please tie a pillow to

my back before whipping.” This was done but the pillow only lasted 10

lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain.

The Aussie saw this and said: “Please tie 2 pillows to my back before

whipping.” This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Aussie stood

up smiling.

The South African saw this but before he could make his wish, the

Sheikh said: ” As you are from South Africa with all that crime, a cricket

team who is always losing in a final and a rugby team who can’t win

anything, you are permitted to have two wishes!” The South African thought for

a second then said: “Thank you most Royal and Merciful Highness. My first wish

is to receive a hundred lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available.”

“If you so desire,” the Sheikh replies with a questioning look on his

face, “and your second wish?” “Tie the Aussie to my back “


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