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“Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.”

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PostHeaderIcon A few Nursery Rhymes!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,

All the king’s horses

and all the king’s men

said, “Served you right, you fat fucker.”

Hickory, dickory, dock,

This bitch was sucking my cock

The clock struck two,

I dumped my goo,

And dropped her at the end of the block.

Mary had a little lamb,

She kept in the backyard.

When she took her panties off,

His wooly dick got hard

Old mother hubbard,

Went to the cupboard,

To get her old dog a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.

Little boy blue,

He needed the money

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

She had so many kids

Her uterus fell out.

Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,

Had a wife and liked to beat her,

Smacked her twice around the head,

Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Each with a dollar and a quarter

Jill came down with two dollars fifty,

The dirty whore.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

Trim that pussy,

It’s too damn hairy.

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