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“The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.”

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PostHeaderIcon Altering the dictionary!

The Washington Post’s Style invitational asked readers ot take any word

from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one

letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are some winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright

ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign

of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting

laid.

Cashtration: (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject

financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very, high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who

doesn”t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It”s like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these

really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it”s like,a

totally serious bummer.

Decaflon: (n.) The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming

Only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come

at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you”ve

accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom

at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the

fruit you”re eating.

…and the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who”s both stupid and an asshole


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