Random Thought
“Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Always someone worse off!

  • 3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

  • 142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

  • 58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

  • 31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

  • 19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

  • Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

  • 101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

  • 18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

  • A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

  • 5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalectrix cars.

  • 8 people cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep while throwing up into the toilet.


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