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PostHeaderIcon Big Country meets Big City!

Joe had lived with his wife Mary in their little home deep in the woods for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to the big city and they checked into an upscale hotel.

Mary had a complaint for the bellman. “We refuse to settle for such a small room. We don’t have any windows or fan, or even a bed!”

“But, Madam!”

Mary interrupted the man. “Don’t you ‘But, Madam’ me!” she stormed. “You can’t treat us like we’re a couple of fools just because we don’t travel much, and we’ve never been to the big city, and we’ve never spent the night at a hotel. I’m going to complain to the manager!”

“But, Madam,” the bellman finally got out, “this isn’t your room. It’s the elevator!”


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