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AUDI – Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW – Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Bimbette Motor Weapon

Break My Window

BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE – Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dead or Dying Gas Eater

Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express

FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!

FORD – First On Recall Day

First On Race Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R&D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA

Found On Russian Dump

GM – General Maintenance

Great Mistake

GMC – Garage Man’s Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA – Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

MAZDA – Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE – Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere, OR

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO – put in new transmission often

PONTIAC – poor old Neanderthal thinks it’s a Cadillac

SAAB – Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

Sorry Arsed Auto Builders

TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

VW – Virtually Worthless

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