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PostHeaderIcon Christmas work ethics!

To: All Employees

From: Management

Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following

guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and

Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminium foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is

discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up

an incredible long distance bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.”

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the

woods to Grandma”s house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.


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